not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
*repeatedly reminds self that i just want Charles and Alli to be happy even if that isn’t together anymore*
Favourite bands 4/?
- We The Kings
“‘Cause it does make it so hard when you’re that age and everyone is being mean to you and you have to go to school everyday and deal with people being mean to you and making you feel like what you say is not important and that you’re not important. ” (x)
hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night
I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.
danisnotonfire + eclipse t-shirt
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