September202014
spoopybarakarts:

Me: I got a new mattress cover so I can sleep better
Dogs: thanks we needed that
Me: no it’s for-
Dogs: seriously it’s a great addition
Me: it’s m-
Dogs: bless you

spoopybarakarts:

Me: I got a new mattress cover so I can sleep better
Dogs: thanks we needed that
Me: no it’s for-
Dogs: seriously it’s a great addition
Me: it’s m-
Dogs: bless you

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raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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(via gayisnotasynonymforjalex)

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

(via justdoitforthelegthing)

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teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: xylemphone, via teenbarakat)

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howelllll:

dananphilgames + are they even trying anymore

(via danizntonfire)

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apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

(Source: sheswanderlost, via teenbarakat)

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(Source: dansnotnfire, via phansomniac)

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(Source: zoellagifs, via lesterful)

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(Source: yeahmoretz)

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CRAZY JAPANESE GAME (x)

(Source: amazingphil-gifs, via danizntonfire)

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